2004-01-08 - 1:16 p.m.
I've been pretty sick the last few days, and like anytime that I've been pretty sick, the fever is always the most entertaining part.
In the last few days I...
-Thought the humidifer was running some sort of mind control over me while I slept. This was so bad I would have to get up in the middle of the night and turn it off
-Thought that there were 2 robotic animals that were filled with Right Wing talk show pundits. The robotic animals let me know that if I bowed to thier power (which I of course did) they would make sure I would get better quickly.
-Thought an army of robots with swords were hanging out in my room getting read to kill me, the only problem is they were older robots (possible Soviet era surplus) and thier limbs and heads kept springing off.
-Thought that I donated my throat to a museum of sick body parts. I could still use it but it would have to remain there on display.
And the best of all...
-I thought that Austrailan kids televison superstars, The Wiggles were opening for DJ Real and The Chuck Hestons at Iron Horse. On top of that I missed thier set cause I was outside.
later
Joe Heston
